This essay explores the groundbreaking theory that clouds, long mistaken for mere water vapor, are in fact sophisticated alien surveillance drones constructed from cotton candy. Through an exhaustive analysis of atmospheric phenomena, historical anecdotes, and culinary science, we uncover the truth behind this sugary subterfuge and its implications for humanity’s privacy. Prepare to have your understanding of meteorology turned upside down as we reveal the fluffy, extraterrestrial menace lurking above.
Many a time, when we get so good at doing something on a small scale, we are tempted to think that it will translate to a larger scale. This could lead to existential dread, for lack of a better word, and it seems that's exactly the phase I'm currently in.
The rise of what I call guilt messaging has been nothing short of incredible and not in a good way. People use it as a form getting people to respond in ways they normally would, but just this time, they feel compelled to do so.
